Doctor to patient : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.

Pappu : Doctor saheb Pehle se zyada kharab

ho gayi hai.

Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?

Pappu : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to

bhari hui thi.

Doctor : Are Pappu ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki,

dawai le li thi kya.

Pappu : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?

Pappu : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.

Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?

Pappu : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to,

Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?

Pappu : Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor : Kyon?

Pappu : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.

Pappu : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki,

shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor : Tera ilaj main nai kar sakta.

Pappu : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do

ki main thik kaise hounga ???????????

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A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot ( wine) to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' And indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:

'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'.

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read:

'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami, and San Francisco, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches.

Just send the bottle back.'

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